Vacuum Sex Sucks

SAGINAW, Mich. - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

The heart wants what the heart wants, and in the case of Jason Leroy Savage that involves man-on-vacuum sex.

Savage now enters the Weird News Mug Shot Hall of Shame after police caught him pleasuring himself at a car wash in Thomas Township, 90 miles east of Detroit.

The 29-year-old man pleaded no contest to the Oct. 16 incident, and no faces 90 days in jail.

The moral? Well, it’s bad to objectify women. But sometimes it’s worse to sexually objectify objects.

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