There be a green Ford Escort hater amongst us

MEDFORD, Ore. - An arsonist is apparently on the prowl for green Ford Escorts from the 1990s. Three of them have been burned in recent weeks, a series of acts that Medford police Sgt. Mike Budreau described as “pretty bizarre.”red-ford-escort

Basically if you have a red, blue, orange or yellow 1990s Ford Escort, you should be safe; however if you happen to be living in the state of Oregon and you own a green colored 1990s Ford Escort, you might consider either to sell it real quick or move out of state.

WHY?  Well, it is either a very bizarre coincidence or there really is a green Ford Escort hater living in or around Medford, ORE. as there have been at least three such cars being burned down to the ground in recent weeks.

Medford police Sgt. Mike Budreau makes an official statement that “this person really doesn’t like Ford Escorts.”

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3 Comments

  1. Landrover says:
    I love the Ford escort and will always do. People should spend more time on important things than going around casing havoc. If known,he should be handed over to the police.! It’s unacceptable.Period !!
  2. There are so many more important things going on. This is retarded and he should be caught immediately.
  3. This is a joke right? I can’t believe some guy woulgdaround destroying cars based on color ?